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♥ FUN FACTS about Miranda Lott:

1. Has had 100 jobs in her life. Okay, 101. Whatever.
2. Has been fired from all first 100 jobs.
3. Is probably very world-savvy, in regards to the 1900s.
4. Fails at life so hard that it doesn't matter.
5. Is 26 years old.
6. Needs a job.

♥ PEOPLE THAT HAVE JOINED THE: Help Miranda Get Fired From Another 100 Jobs Club
ALTERNATIVE TITLE: Let's Not Let The Old Exorcists Become Hobos Because They Couldn't Sing In The Subways To Save Their Lives (Though We Could Sell Kanda's Body)...Club. :
( the five first lucky contestants )
THIS POST WILL BE UPDATED AS TIME PASSES, WITH PROPER STRIKING OUTS WHEN THE JOBS ARE...TERMINATED.

Ah...it's a good thing I saved some money...luckily I don't need much...

I lost Time to look for a job again...


[ooc; come get me Thoooorn!!!]

...haha. Twenty-seven. And to think a year ago I thought I'd never go past twenty-five...

I resolve to--

[x] Be less of a pushover
[x] Enjoy the company of my friends more
[x] Sleep a bit more
[x] Train more
[x] Talk to more people
[x] Not apologize so often

--ah. Wait. But I--

But all this...is it a curse?

[ooc; So it'll be her birthday on the 1st. Haha.]

[private; unhackable]

...it was like October 10th, over and over, but a whole lifetime of it...

I'm so sorry...

...I really am of no use...

[filtered AWAY from Noahs; reasonably unhackable]

I'm-- if...

...during the Akuma attack.

I'm so sorry. I- we all-

...I'm just so sorry.

[ooc; so the failure she was when road's friends came for a sleepover? she revived it all yesterday, together with her life. statues, dontchaknow.]

Mister Blue, thank you for the help the other day. I still doubt I'll figure this out, but it's a start-


Ah- New guests in the City?

[ooc; 4th wall away. 8) today and mañana]

voice;

I- hm.

Excuse me. Ah- I've been putting this off for long enough, and-

Excuse me, but is anyone here familiar with a 'blackberry' machine thing? And could you teach me how to use it?

[ooc; THIS IS ALL MISS BLAIR'S FAULT.]

I don't even like ice-cream in September, I don't understand why I had to dance for it...

...I...um. Miss Blair? Are you in the City again?

[ooc; parents have kidnapped me, replies will arrive a bit late.]

[video; accidental]

[Miranda's entrance is not spectacular this time. She walks out a door and walks straight into the Square. Of course it's not spectacular--]

...N-Not again!!!

[--but she makes it!] Am I dreaming? Is this a dream again? Or a hallucination?

I don't want to be cursed over and over and over and over and--[She grows silent, then thinks. Thinks. After a while.] OH NO! I left the water on! Oh God, what if I flooded everyone?! What if Miss Blair has fired me already?! What if there's no-one left here?!

[Panic attack mellowed down a bit, she stares at the Square, and ponders moving out. So she's going to move now.]

[ooc; And this is where you come scare the bejeesus out of poor unsuspecting Miranda. Who is back. With no update. Because the mangaka hates her. :)]

...is-- It should be safe to sleep now.

...right?

[ooc; ...still thinks the Nightmares Curse is on. ¬¬ idk, Miranda, ur bff insomnia?]

[video]

[there you go Miranda, sit in your comfortable little corner. don't weep. don't weep. um.]


...who are you people?


[ooc; No barriers, no interdictions, just traumatize her. ETA: leave your good traumatizing here and I'll tag back when the headache has gone. orz timing]

[private; unhackable]

102nd. 101st? If Exorcism doesn't count.

[accidental audio]

Ahah--actually, the clock reminds me a bit of back home. The ticking...my ticking used to be more comforting...and if the days repeat, and repeat, and repeat, and repeat...

It's a bit lonely without Lenalee...but I still have you...

Oh. The tea is ready.


How will I pay for tea come next month, I wonder?

Another job...

[ooc; mad and unemployed. or unemployed and slowly growing mad. MY CONNECTION. IS AN ASSHOLE. replies will be slow and if I disappear...don't shoot.]

[private; unhackable]

I hope you enjoyed it, Miranda, because that would be the only time you'll feel something like that. Warmth, and...love

Two heartbeats, he said. I know they're missing today. It would be silly to even think...ahah...such a wonderful thing, pregnancy and birth. Something Exorcists won't enjoy...

Something I'm not worthy of enjoying.

It shouldn't hurt-

[private to Marie]

I...I apologize. If I was a bother...yesterday. I'm sorry.

[public]

I used to read fairytales when I was young. And of course, like all the other girls my age, I dreamed of Prince Charming...

But then...they're just books, aren't they? As soon as you close the last page, the magic is over.

[ooc; D: aftermath is a pain.]

[audio: a far-sounding voice, via megaphone]

AND NOW, FOLKS, THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THE INCREDIBLE~, THE DARK~, THE UGLY~, THE CLUMSYYYYYYYYY HAAAAAAG!

[cue: laughter, applause.]

[cue: the sound of stumbling, plates crashing and-]

I'M SORRYYYYYY!!

[ooc; Studying that much would kill me so I'm indulging myself. Shut up and enjoy it. Miranda: clown. The kind that runs around with piles of stuff in her arms and drops them and cries forever. Throw pie at her face. Go on. She totally knows she should not be there.]

private || UNhackable

A fat freak who'll beat me across...no, I shouldn't think about that. He's just...one big, grumpy child. He doesn't know what he's saying.

So stop thinking about it.

public ||

I...I have found a job. It doesn't mean that I want to stay here! I remember that we have to find a way out , Kanda. But I won't recieve a coin from the City, and we I need clothes, and we all need food. What kind of a woman would let a girl ten years younger work, without contributing as well?

I'm going to be a waitress at the Blue Light...it's a jazz bar. What jazz music is, I don't know yet, but I plan to find out as soon as I can.

Hopefully, this time around, they won't become 100 jobs more.

[ooc; She fails at coding. CAN CODE! THANKS ALLEN]

I...I can't even...


...I'm so sorry...maybe it would've been better if I had just drowned in the sea that time...

[ooc; She's been hiding in the forest until today. Running on water and no sleep at all. SELF-PUNISHMENT FOREVER. I feel I should point this out: ALL REPLIES FROM MIRANDA ARE VOICE. If not, I will mention it.]

Young lady, I do not like to be kept waiting. I expect you here in two seconds, or no~dolly~for~you~♥

[ooc; ( when two wishes combine )