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  <title>-broken clock memories-</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 18:04:05 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>one more winter</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;video;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.virtuousgeek.org/recipes/perfect_chocolate_cake.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have cake.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;[ooc; happy birthday to you--and will be affected as per today&apos;s curse with her resolutions in mind. which means, you like it or not, &lt;i&gt;she is coming to visit, friends&lt;/i&gt;.]&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <category>over twenty=old in manga</category>
  <category>i&apos;m the best bff ever shhh</category>
  <category>curse: affected</category>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:24:12 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>i resolutely resolute</title>
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  <description>...haha. Twenty-seven. &lt;small&gt;And to think a year ago I thought I&apos;d never go past twenty-five...&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I resolve to--&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[x] Be less of a pushover&lt;br /&gt;[x] Enjoy the company of my friends more&lt;br /&gt;[x] Sleep a bit more&lt;br /&gt;[x] Train more&lt;br /&gt;[x] Talk to more people&lt;br /&gt;[x] Not apologize so often&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--ah. Wait. But I-- &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But all this...&lt;small&gt;is it a curse?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[ooc; So it&apos;ll be her birthday on the 1st. Haha.]&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <category>i&apos;m so sorry</category>
  <category>curse: affected</category>
  <category>old lady is older</category>
  <category>fml fml</category>
  <category>resolution</category>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:17:08 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>tears of joy, I swear!</title>
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  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;background: url(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9958/339188mx4.gif);&quot;&gt;EVERYTHING IS SO &lt;i&gt;MARVELOUSLY&lt;/i&gt; PRETTY TODAY!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;[ooc; Lady pushed it. Anti-Angst Day. Apologies if I disappear -- futzy net D:]&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <category>push my buttons</category>
  <category>so happy i could be stoned</category>
  <category>curse: affected</category>
  <category>do not regret!!</category>
  <category>omg joy!!</category>
  <category>i&apos;m so happy!!</category>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:16:35 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>repeating record</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;[private; unhackable]&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...it was like October 10th, over and over, but a whole lifetime of it...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;I&apos;m so sorry...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...I really am of no use...&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;[filtered AWAY from Noahs; reasonably unhackable]&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m-- if... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...during the Akuma attack.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m so sorry. I- we all- &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;...I&apos;m just so sorry. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[ooc; so the failure she was when road&apos;s friends came for a sleepover? she revived it all yesterday, together with her life. statues, dontchaknow.]&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <category>miranda miranda you fail</category>
  <category>i&apos;m so sorry</category>
  <category>oh my god</category>
  <category>fml fml</category>
  <category>can&apos;t do anything right</category>
  <category>i hate noahs</category>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:28:16 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>hey how are you</title>
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  <description>Mister Blue, thank you for the help the other day. &lt;small&gt;I still doubt I&apos;ll figure this out, but it&apos;s a start&lt;/small&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ah- New guests in the City?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;[ooc; 4th wall away. 8) today and mañana]&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <category>cue the miranda ost~!</category>
  <category>curse: affected</category>
  <category>idek what to expect</category>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:51:06 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>long overdue</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;voice;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I- hm. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Excuse me. Ah- &lt;small&gt;I&apos;ve been putting this off for long enough, and&lt;/small&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Excuse me, but is anyone here familiar with a &apos;blackberry&apos; machine thing? And could you teach me how to use it? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;[ooc; THIS IS ALL MISS BLAIR&apos;S FAULT.]&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <category>how do i make it stop?!</category>
  <category>fuck my liiiiiife</category>
  <category>omg what did i do?</category>
  <category>technology whyyyyy</category>
  <category>oh my god</category>
  <category>aaaaaaaaa!!!</category>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 08:06:38 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>11. the other failure</title>
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  <description>&lt;small&gt;I don&apos;t even like ice-cream in September, I don&apos;t understand why I had to dance for it...&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...I...um. Miss Blair? Are you in the City again?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;[ooc; parents have kidnapped me, replies will arrive a bit late.]&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <category>what&apos;s my life</category>
  <category>i don&apos;t know</category>
  <category>do i have a job?</category>
  <category>i can&apos;t even</category>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:36:10 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>10. the return</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;[video; accidental]&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;[Miranda&apos;s entrance is not spectacular this time. She walks out a door and walks straight into the Square. Of course it&apos;s not spectacular--]&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...N-Not &lt;i&gt;again&lt;/i&gt;!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;[--but she makes it!]&lt;/small&gt; Am I dreaming? Is this a dream again? Or a hallucination? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;I don&apos;t want to be cursed over and over and over and over and--[She grows silent, then thinks. Thinks. After a while.]&lt;/small&gt; OH NO! I left the water on! Oh God, what if I flooded everyone?! What if Miss Blair has fired me already?! What if there&apos;s no-one left here?!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;[Panic attack mellowed down a bit, she stares at the Square, and ponders moving out. So she&apos;s going to move now.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[ooc; And this is where you come scare the bejeesus out of poor unsuspecting Miranda. Who is back. With no update. Because the mangaka hates her. :)]&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <category>just kill me</category>
  <category>cue the miranda ost~!</category>
  <category>i&apos;m so sorry</category>
  <category>omg what did i do?</category>
  <category>oh my god</category>
  <category>lol crazy woman!</category>
  <category>this wasn&apos;t in the contract</category>
  <category>you can always join the circus?</category>
  <category>back to hell</category>
  <category>fails at life</category>
  <category>heeeeelp!</category>
  <category>i can&apos;t even</category>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:37:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>09. tick tick tick tick on the watch</title>
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  <description>...is-- It should be safe to sleep now. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;small&gt;right&lt;/small&gt;? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;[ooc; ...still thinks the Nightmares Curse is on. ¬¬ idk, Miranda, ur bff insomnia?]&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <category>omg what did i do?</category>
  <category>curse: unaffected</category>
  <category>back when i was your age</category>
  <category>lol crazy woman!</category>
  <category>noah noah noah</category>
  <category>sleep is for the normal women</category>
  <category>fails at life</category>
  <category>let the real insomniac teach you</category>
  <category>i can&apos;t even</category>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:56:45 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>08. behind the looking glass</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;[video]&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;[there you go Miranda, sit in your comfortable little corner. don&apos;t weep. don&apos;t weep. um.]&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...who &lt;i&gt;are&lt;/i&gt; you people?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;[ooc; No barriers, no interdictions, just traumatize her. ETA: leave your good traumatizing here and I&apos;ll tag back when the headache has gone. orz timing]&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <category>oh my god</category>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 22:21:46 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>07. and fairytales end soon</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;[private; unhackable]&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;102nd. 101st? If Exorcism doesn&apos;t count. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;[accidental audio]&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ahah--actually, the clock reminds me a bit of back home. The ticking...my ticking used to be more comforting...&lt;small&gt;and if the days repeat, and repeat, and repeat, and repeat&lt;/small&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s a bit lonely without Lenalee...but I still have you...&lt;small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh. The tea is ready. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How will I pay for tea come next month, I wonder? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another job...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[ooc; mad and unemployed. or unemployed and slowly growing mad. MY CONNECTION. IS AN ASSHOLE. replies will be slow and if I disappear...don&apos;t shoot.]&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <category>my jobs</category>
  <category>fails at life</category>
  <category>oh my god</category>
  <category>lol crazy woman!</category>
  <category>i did it to feed you</category>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:35:09 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>06. I tell truths, not fairytales</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;[private; unhackable]&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope you enjoyed it, Miranda, because that would be the only time you&apos;ll feel something like that. Warmth, and...&lt;s&gt;&lt;i&gt;love&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/s&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Two heartbeats, he said. &lt;small&gt;I know they&apos;re missing today. It would be silly to even think...ahah...such a wonderful thing, pregnancy and birth. Something Exorcists won&apos;t enjoy...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Something I&apos;m not worthy of enjoying.&lt;/small&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;s&gt;It shouldn&apos;t hurt-&lt;/s&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;[private to Marie]&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I...I apologize. If I was a bother...&lt;small&gt;yesterday. I&apos;m sorry.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;[public]&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I used to read fairytales when I was young. And of course, like all the other girls my age, I dreamed of Prince Charming...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;But then...they&apos;re just books, aren&apos;t they? As soon as you close the last page, the magic is over. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[ooc; D: aftermath is a pain.]&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <category>i&apos;m so sorry</category>
  <category>i wished</category>
  <category>this wasn&apos;t in the contract</category>
  <category>i can&apos;t even</category>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 20:44:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>05. gather around folks!</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;[audio: a far-sounding voice, via megaphone]&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;AND NOW, FOLKS, THE MOMENT YOU&apos;VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THE INCREDIBLE~, THE DARK~, THE UGLY~, THE &lt;b&gt;CLUMSYYYYYYYYY HAAAAAAG&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;[cue: laughter, applause.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[cue: the sound of stumbling, plates crashing and-]&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;M SORRYYYYYY!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;[ooc; Studying that much would kill me so I&apos;m indulging myself. Shut up and enjoy it. Miranda: &lt;i&gt;clown&lt;/i&gt;. The kind that runs around with piles of stuff in her arms and drops them and &lt;i&gt;cries forever&lt;/i&gt;. Throw pie at her face. Go on. She totally knows she should not be there.]&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <category>cue the miranda ost~!</category>
  <category>curse: affected</category>
  <category>circus freak is what we are</category>
  <category>this wasn&apos;t in the contract</category>
  <category>you can always join the circus?</category>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 21:14:06 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>04. find a place in the world</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;private || UNhackable&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A fat freak who&apos;ll beat me across...&lt;small&gt;no, I shouldn&apos;t think about that. He&apos;s just...&lt;/small&gt;one big, grumpy child. He doesn&apos;t know what he&apos;s saying. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So stop thinking about it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;public || &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I...I have found a job. It doesn&apos;t mean that I want to stay here! &lt;small&gt;I remember that we have to find a way out &lt;s&gt;, Kanda&lt;/s&gt;.&lt;/small&gt; But I won&apos;t recieve a coin from the City, and &lt;s&gt;we&lt;/s&gt; I need clothes, and we all need food. &lt;small&gt;What kind of a woman would let a girl ten years younger work, without contributing as well?&lt;/small&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m going to be a waitress at the Blue Light...it&apos;s a jazz bar. What jazz music is, I don&apos;t know yet, but I plan to find out as soon as I can.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;Hopefully, this time around, they won&apos;t become 100 jobs more.&lt;/small&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;[ooc; She fails at coding. CAN CODE! THANKS ALLEN]&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <category>need some clothes</category>
  <category>job number xx</category>
  <category>i did it to feed you</category>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:34:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>03. don&apos;t even deserve a chance</title>
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  <description>I...&lt;small&gt;I can&apos;t even...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...I&apos;m so sorry...maybe it would&apos;ve been better if I had just drowned in the sea that time...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[ooc; She&apos;s been hiding in the forest until today. Running on water and no sleep at all. SELF-PUNISHMENT FOREVER. I feel I should point this out: ALL REPLIES FROM MIRANDA ARE VOICE. If not, I will mention it.]&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <category>just kill me</category>
  <category>i&apos;m so sorry</category>
  <category>oh my god</category>
  <category>i wished</category>
  <category>i can&apos;t even</category>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:47:18 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>02. but I don&apos;t really want to dance</title>
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  <description>Young lady, I do &lt;i&gt;not&lt;/i&gt; like to be kept waiting. I expect you here in two seconds, or &lt;i&gt;no~dolly~for~you~&lt;/i&gt;&amp;hearts; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;[ooc; &lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Road says: I wish more of us were here; Miranda says: I wish I were more like Allen. City goes cheap, combines Allen&apos;s Noah side because it fits both wishes, and you now have~ Noah&apos;s Really Well-Hidden Timely Shy Terrific Virgin. I quote: &quot;Well, think of all those sexually frustrated, bitter spinster. Now give them the ability to torment innocents.&quot;]&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <category>noah noah noah</category>
  <category>road&apos;s big sister</category>
  <category>i wished</category>
  <category>curse: affected</category>
  <category>it&apos;s just a tan really</category>
  <category>buys dollies for fun</category>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 14:56:49 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>01. the weaker they are the faster they break</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;[accidental voice post]&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is…&lt;small&gt;not…the…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;…wh-where…?&lt;/small&gt;Oh. Oh dear. &lt;i&gt;Oh no&lt;/i&gt;- oh &lt;i&gt;noooooo&lt;/i&gt;-- &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Di-did I accidentally sleepwalk and used the portal things? Oh my God, Miranda, you useless thing, what have you &lt;i&gt;done&lt;/i&gt;?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where is the Headquarters?! What are these sparkly lights—oh nononononono, Head Supervisor is going to be &lt;i&gt;so mad&lt;/i&gt;, he’ll have to fire me and then I won’t be an—&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I’m so soooooorryyyyyyyy! I didn’t mean to—&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was not my intention—&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I shouldn’t fall asleep. I promise I’ll never ever ever fall asleep again, please don’t fire me, please take me back to the Headquarters &lt;i&gt;whathaveIdone&lt;/i&gt;--&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;N-no sir, it’s quite alright, I’m fine, don’t worry—no honestly, I’m just…a little bit lost but—no, wait, I’m not crazy! Just lost—don’t go! Wait! Wa…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;…it?&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I’M SUCH A FAILURE! I’M SO SORRY, I’M SO VERY SORRY!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;[ooc; &lt;i&gt;Destroy&lt;/i&gt; her, babies.]&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <category>omg what did i do?</category>
  <category>this wasn&apos;t in the contract</category>
  <category>heeeeelp!</category>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:15:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>ATENTION! /ooc</title>
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  <description>Friend remove this journal if you are from &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser ljuser-name_laststopgakuen&apos; lj:user=&apos;laststopgakuen&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://community.livejournal.com/laststopgakuen/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;16&apos; height=&apos;16&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://community.livejournal.com/laststopgakuen/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;laststopgakuen&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description>
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